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2whiskeyP
10-28-2006, 11:58 AM
Pondering the power of my pen as I draw the marks that indicate my choice of persons for various offices and initiatives. Only in America can you forge the future of your country whilst sitting at a computer on a gun forum sipping your favorite malt beverage. How lucky we are. This warms my heart so, that I long for another ballot to mark. No, that is a job for the left. My self? I am right. Right and correct I like to say. Now if only they would tally my markings and apply my choices to the correct totals to reflect my actual wishes, instead of the predetermined outcome decided long before I recieved my ballot.

Allas, I do now reside in a different county. Maybe my vote will count? Maybe the corruption will bypass my national duty this one time in my life? Ye shall see...
Sharpshooter
10-29-2006, 01:06 AM
I salute you for being an active part of the democratic process and using you vote sir :cool:
2whiskeyP
10-29-2006, 02:29 PM
I salute you for being an active part of the democratic process and using you vote sir :cool:

My vote? Hell I used a couple of peoples votes....


J/K!!!!
Headstrong
10-29-2006, 08:34 PM
My vote? Hell I used a couple of peoples votes....


J/K!!!!

Be hard to do here
2whiskeyP
10-29-2006, 11:13 PM
Be hard to do here


Not here. Well I don't really know how to do it but there was quite the problem here last big election. Seems like we were supposed to have a democrat governor. After two counts and the republican winning by a few hundred votes, they found a bunch of votes that were not counted yet. Guess what, third count, paid for by the democratic party, the bitch from hell (D) wins by a handfull of votes. Hmmm, coulda been the dead people that voted or the 300 or so registered at one address in Seattle that made the differance.

Welcome to Chicago Washington....
MrGoodwreck
10-30-2006, 03:10 AM
Im sending mine out in the morning...

Too bad it dont mean shit in this crooked state.
2whiskeyP
10-30-2006, 10:25 AM
Im sending mine out in the morning...

Too bad it dont mean shit in this crooked state.

it does mean something. I think they can only pull that crap they've done the last couple of times so often before the people start to vote from the rooftops.
Headstrong
10-30-2006, 10:46 AM
Not here. Well I don't really know how to do it but there was quite the problem here last big election. Seems like we were supposed to have a democrat governor. After two counts and the republican winning by a few hundred votes, they found a bunch of votes that were not counted yet. Guess what, third count, paid for by the democratic party, the bitch from hell (D) wins by a handfull of votes. Hmmm, coulda been the dead people that voted or the 300 or so registered at one address in Seattle that made the differance.

Welcome to Chicago Washington....

That's bad, but it happen all to often I'm afraid.
2whiskeyP
10-30-2006, 12:59 PM
That's bad, but it happen all to often I'm afraid.

Yeah I think it is getting worse nation wide. They need to come up with a better more fool proof way of voting.
Headstrong
10-30-2006, 01:19 PM
Yeah I think it is getting worse nation wide. They need to come up with a better more fool proof way of voting.

Yeah kill about 90% of the politicians
2whiskeyP
10-30-2006, 02:23 PM
Yeah kill about 90% of the politicians


And their constituants...
Headstrong
10-30-2006, 02:31 PM
And their constituants...

Absolutely
MrGoodwreck
10-31-2006, 03:08 AM
You two are talking treason now.:(
2whiskeyP
10-31-2006, 10:47 AM
You two are talking treason now.:(

Nope, just discussing theory.
gibbyguns
10-31-2006, 10:58 AM
2Wp for prez
2whiskeyP
10-31-2006, 11:00 AM
2Wp for prez


Thanks but I don't think I would make a very good prez. I rule too heavy handed and lean a little too far to the right.
gibbyguns
10-31-2006, 11:05 AM
And this is a problem
2whiskeyP
10-31-2006, 11:06 AM
And this is a problem


many would think so I do believe.
gibbyguns
10-31-2006, 12:12 PM
Make them kneel before you!
MrGoodwreck
10-31-2006, 12:42 PM
Make them kneel before you!

He would, then he would put a pistol to the base of their skull, and blow their brains out...
Headstrong
10-31-2006, 11:00 PM
2Wp for prez

Got my vote, I wanna be VP
Headstrong
10-31-2006, 11:01 PM
Thanks but I don't think I would make a very good prez. I rule too heavy handed and lean a little too far to the right.

And the problem is?
MrGoodwreck
10-31-2006, 11:02 PM
Got my vote, I wanna be VP


You guys dont know him...


I would not vote him president of the PTA...
Headstrong
10-31-2006, 11:02 PM
He would, then he would put a pistol to the base of their skull, and blow their brains out...

My dream job:D
MrGoodwreck
10-31-2006, 11:04 PM
My dream job:D


Not me...


Im not a killer.
Headstrong
10-31-2006, 11:06 PM
You guys dont know him...


I would not vote him president of the PTA...

pediphile huh?:D
2whiskeyP
11-01-2006, 12:00 PM
MrGoodwreck knows me a little too well.
Headstrong
11-01-2006, 12:10 PM
MrGoodwreck knows me a little too well.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
2whiskeyP
11-01-2006, 12:16 PM
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:


Not in his wettest dream or my drunkest hour. get a grip boy!
MrGoodwreck
11-01-2006, 02:03 PM
I was just thinking, the maybe 2WP would make a great General in the Salvation Army...
MrGoodwreck
11-01-2006, 02:11 PM
Yeah kill about 90% of the politicians


Here we go again advocating the killing of political figures...


Tar and feathers...;)
2whiskeyP
11-01-2006, 02:11 PM
I was just thinking, the maybe 2WP would make a great General in the Salvation Army...

[cartman]I hate poor people, cuz they're poor..[cartman]
MrGoodwreck
11-01-2006, 04:13 PM
[cartman]I hate poor people, cuz they're poor..[cartman]


This one looks like you..

http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/phil_park.gif
2whiskeyP
11-01-2006, 04:20 PM
This one looks like you..

http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/phil_park.gif

Naw, I don't even own any green gloves.
MrGoodwreck
11-01-2006, 04:28 PM
Naw, I don't even own any green gloves.

http://themuffinking.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/cartman.jpg


This one looks like guns_equal_freedom
Headstrong
11-02-2006, 01:45 AM
I was just thinking, the maybe 2WP would make a great General in the Salvation Army...

1/2 star?
Headstrong
11-02-2006, 01:47 AM
http://themuffinking.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/cartman.jpg


This one looks like guns_equal_freedom

cartman/F-you I'll do whatever I want :D
MrGoodwreck
11-02-2006, 02:15 AM
1/2 star?


porn-star
2whiskeyP
11-02-2006, 09:05 AM
porn-star

Well at least now were are talking aboutsomething I can do!
MrGoodwreck
11-02-2006, 05:57 PM
Well at least now were are talking aboutsomething I can do!


Keep the pic's to yourself please..
Headstrong
11-03-2006, 12:14 AM
porn-star

Right:D
Headstrong
11-03-2006, 12:15 AM
Keep the pic's to yourself please..

Burn them please
2whiskeyP
11-20-2006, 10:38 AM
Burn them please

Check your IM
Headstrong
11-21-2006, 01:24 AM
Check your IM

Nothing there
2whiskeyP
11-21-2006, 11:05 AM
Nothing there

Yeah, that's what she said too.....:(
MrGoodwreck
11-23-2006, 02:50 AM
Yeah, that's what she said too.....:(


The proof is in the power, not the size of the package.;)
Headstrong
11-24-2006, 10:02 AM
The proof is in the power, not the size of the package.;)

Amen to that
2whiskeyP
11-24-2006, 11:18 AM
Amen to that


Well hell then, we're talking nuke!!!!
Headstrong
11-25-2006, 01:01 AM
Well hell then, we're talking nuke!!!!

BIG BANG BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2whiskeyP
11-30-2006, 10:30 AM
BIG BANG BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yup, unfortunately that is was happens....:eek:
Headstrong
12-02-2006, 11:34 PM
Yup, unfortunately that is was happens....:eek:

that is was happens???
2whiskeyP
12-04-2006, 11:16 AM
that is was happens???

I didn't stutter biotch!
Headstrong
12-05-2006, 02:04 PM
I didn't stutter biotch!

No you just put words in the wrong place, biiiiiiiaaaaaaaaattttttcccccchhhh!!!!
2whiskeyP
12-05-2006, 02:54 PM
No you just put words in the wrong place, biiiiiiiaaaaaaaaattttttcccccchhhh!!!!


Not at all. Lemme explain something to you my little skippy canoe.....

You said "BIG BANG BABY" referring to my nuke comment. I went with that in two directions. First off, "That is what happens" means that, after the big bang that I had, well, there was a baby. Get the connection? And then there is my always inherent messg that the world needs to be rid of a shitpotload of baby via poss big bang. That conversation would get a little deep for a pig farmer from ohio so lets just stick to things they talk about on the SpongeBobSquarePants show.

Biotch!:p
Headstrong
12-16-2006, 10:08 PM
Not at all. Lemme explain something to you my little skippy canoe.....

You said "BIG BANG BABY" referring to my nuke comment. I went with that in two directions. First off, "That is what happens" means that, after the big bang that I had, well, there was a baby. Get the connection? And then there is my always inherent messg that the world needs to be rid of a shitpotload of baby via poss big bang. That conversation would get a little deep for a pig farmer from ohio so lets just stick to things they talk about on the SpongeBobSquarePants show.

Biotch!:p

Ok, let me explain something back mr I have 2 degrees. I don't see where I was confused. I was pointing out where you typed was instead of what. Pig farmer, I don't think so. Although you seem to know something about farm animals, aka dolly. Have you showed her how much you like peanut butter yet?
Deep I don't think so.


Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttcccccccchhhh hhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2whiskeyP
12-18-2006, 01:42 PM
Ok, let me explain something back mr I have 2 degrees. I don't see where I was confused. I was pointing out where you typed was instead of what. Pig farmer, I don't think so. Although you seem to know something about farm animals, aka dolly. Have you showed her how much you like peanut butter yet?
Deep I don't think so.


Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttcccccccchhhh hhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Yawn.....
Headstrong
12-19-2006, 04:36 PM
Yawn.....

whatever
2whiskeyP
12-21-2006, 03:58 PM
whatever

Nice interpretation
Headstrong
12-23-2006, 10:23 PM
Nice interpretation

whatever:D
MrGoodwreck
12-24-2006, 03:08 PM
The election is over, they stole another one..



Let it die!
Headstrong
12-27-2006, 02:57 PM
The election is over, they stole another one..



Let it die!

Oh you mean we're supposed to post in relation to the title. What was this thread about again..... Oh yeah, I don't care:p
2whiskeyP
12-30-2006, 10:43 PM
Oh you mean we're supposed to post in relation to the title. What was this thread about again..... Oh yeah, I don't care:p

Too many don't care, that is why we are at where we are.