FAL Files Status Update

[Goderator]

We'll be rebooting all of our servers in about 15 minutes. The FAL Files should be operational after the reboot of that server is completed.

[goldenspurholderx2]

Woo Hooo!

[Headstrong]

We'll be rebooting all of our servers in about 15 minutes. The FAL Files should be operational after the reboot of that server is completed.

Guess that means everyone will be leaving us now

[goldenspurholderx2]

Who knows some might stay awhile, it gets kinda crowded over there. I wouldn't count on it though.

[Windustsearch]

So what happened? Were we hacked? Attacked? Were we inFILEtrated or just dry-humped? Was it hippies? Could someone see me through my computer? Just asking because my office is a mess.

[Headstrong]

Who knows some might stay awhile, it gets kinda crowded over there. I wouldn't count on it though.

Nobody want's to play with us:(

[Goderator]

With the majority of posts being about the various types of peanut butter.. who blames them? ;)

[English Mike]

With the majority of posts being about the various types of peanut butter.. who blames them? ;)

Does that mean AR nuts are peanuts:confused: :D

[ftierson]

With the majority of posts being about the various types of peanut butter.. who blames them? ;)

You go, girl...!!!

And, in our PC world, you know that I don't mean any disrespect in my phrasing of this here, Jen...

:)

Forrest

[Headstrong]

With the majority of posts being about the various types of peanut butter.. who blames them? ;)

whiskey started it:D

[the inimitable ce]

Hey, Fellas, let's see some more bunnies!

My girlfriend just got a new white bunny, his name is Dennis Hopper!

Cute, huh?

He's running around her yard with the chickens, just as cute as the dickens!

I asked her if she could bring him over to my house so he could eat all the weeds, but she said no.

Bitch said no.

Well, we'll see how she likes it when I give him a machete massage on the back of his neck, and fry his brain with olive oil and garlic.

Shouldn'ta said no, bitch.

[owlcreekok]

ce's baby

Did a low down dirty thang

ce's baby

Did low down dirty thang.

Took his bunny and left him her boy to crush.

Sucks to be a man among men, don't it ce ?

[the inimitable ce]

Hey, Owl, you nocturnal knucklefucker, where in Tarnation have you been?
I been holdin' the line all by myself tryin' ta he'p these poor AR boys so's their site don't go South due to a lack of interest, and mebbe have an illuminating discussion on which goes first, the douche or the bag.

[owlcreekok]

Clinically speaking, it is usually the mousegundouchebag with premature ejaculation syndrome that goes first.

Clinically speaking, I'm just sayin' .

[the inimitable ce]

Allright, let's get going here, how many Mausguns do you have, Owlgeek, and why did you sell your STG?

I told you not to, you make me feel like I'm unimportant in your life, and you make decisions that even after I voice my opinion, you still treat me with casual disregard, like I don't even exist.

Sometimes I don't even know why I bother.

I have 7 or 8, all of them World Class Sanchez, except for the stupid Colt H-Bar, which isn't Custom at all, any schnub could buy a Colt, but a man among men carries a Sanchez.

[vmtz]

CE,

Was that the same rabbit that chased ol' Jimmy Carter down?

Vince

[ftierson]

CE,

Was that the same rabbit that chased ol' Jimmy Carter down?

Vince

Hey, Vince, I'm sorry to break the news to you but you must be confusing some rabbits here...

Jimmy's rabbit was a swimming fool, and Jimmy (who I've heard it said was a different kind of fool) had to beat it off with a canoe paddle or something (well, perhaps it was a bong)...

Of course, beating things off is a time honored tradition among Democratic presidents...

I've heard it said that Willie Clinton did his fair share of beating off too...

:)

Forrest

[Windustsearch]

Speaking of whacking it, what happened to Stack Trailor and McDogballs? They were here for awhile then they just left. Maybe Vince Sanchezed em.

[vmtz]

Speaking of whacking it, what happened to Stack Trailor and McDogballs? They were here for awhile then they just left. Maybe Vince Sanchezed em.

CE pulled a dirty Sanchez on them. I only Hess people.


You going to make FAL Fest? I should be there signing autographs.

Vince

[owlcreekok]

Yet another update for all you reprobates.

TARFU

Server busy uhfuggingain

[2whiskeyP]

I am lost on this one.

[Headstrong]

I am lost on this one.

You would have to be on the FAL files to understand

[ftierson]

You would have to be on the FAL files to understand

Yeah...

We even have a secret handshake...

And it doesn't even resemble the one that M1 Garand shooters have...

:)

Forrest

[MrGoodwreck]

Yeah...

We even have a secret handshake...

And it doesn't even resemble the one that M1 Garand shooters have...

:)

Forrest

So you are saying you are limp wristed then...:D