Are you allowed pRon in the house?

[2whiskeyP]

Just wondering, who all has the stack-o-mags under the bed or X rated DVDs hidden in Disney CD cases? Does your SO allow it?

[English Mike]

My cats don't really care; well you probably wouldn't if your goolies had been removed at a young age:eek: :D

[Headstrong]

Just wondering, who all has the stack-o-mags under the bed or X rated DVDs hidden in Disney CD cases? Does your SO allow it?

My wife invites it and paid my subscription for playboy.

[2whiskeyP]

My wife invites it and paid my subscription for playboy.

Playboy!? lol. That's not pRon.

[the inimitable ce]

Oh, yeah, Baby, behave, you naughty thing, I think someone's going to get a spanking if she keeps trying to look in that closet, what, what... where did all those magazines come from?!

Bigguns? Juggs? D-Cups?

Aw, no, Baby I don't know where those came from, someone set us up the bomb, besides you know I only have eyes for you!

And when she pulled out my Jim Beam, to her surprise, she found it was every bit as hard as my Canadian Club.

[2whiskeyP]

I was thinking more like swank, high society and barely legal. I'm not a real big boob dude.

[the inimitable ce]

Mmmm, High Society, it smells like nylons.

[2whiskeyP]

Mmmm, High Society, it smells like nylons.

I've smelled some nicely sweetened nylons

[Headstrong]

I was thinking more like swank, high society and barely legal. I'm not a real big boob dude.

This is good to know:D

[2whiskeyP]

This is good to know:D


I'm glad that is important to you!

[Headstrong]

I'm glad that is important to you!

:p

[2whiskeyP]

I need to get rid of my stash and start anew. I've had some for so long that the once hot 18 year old chica is probably a grandmother by now.

[Headstrong]

I need to get rid of my stash and start anew. I've had some for so long that the once hot 18 year old chica is probably a grandmother by now.

Yeah, get new and then you can look at her grandaughters.:D

[2whiskeyP]

Yeah, get new and then you can look at her grandaughters.:D


Oh yeah, a mother/granddaughter spread!!!! Hit like a sceen door in a hurricane baybeee!!!

:rolleyes:

[Headstrong]

Oh yeah, a mother/granddaughter spread!!!! Hit like a sceen door in a hurricane baybeee!!!

:rolleyes:

Wasn't what I meant

[2whiskeyP]

Wasn't what I meant

That's OK, I'm still in!:D

[Headstrong]

That's OK, I'm still in!:D

SWEEEET!!!

[2whiskeyP]

SWEEEET!!!


i meant in the PICS dumbass. Or is that what you are all giddy about?:D

[Headstrong]

i meant in the PICS dumbass. Or is that what you are all giddy about?:D

the pics dumb fugk:D

[2whiskeyP]

the pics dumb fugk:D


officer numbnutz

[Headstrong]

officer numbnutz

you rang

[2whiskeyP]

you rang


nope, don't know your number

[Headstrong]

nope, don't know your number

Good I don't want any heavy breathing calls at 3AM

[2whiskeyP]

Good I don't want any heavy breathing calls at 3AM

Is that my time or yours?

[Headstrong]

Is that my time or yours?

Mine

[MrGoodwreck]

It is invited into my house, Im not into the Mags, the Porn has to have a plot, and "I" dont do toys.

My current favorite at the moment is the movie Pirates. ;)

http://www.piratesxxx.com/vip/images/wallpaper/W6.jpg

Also chalked full of great one-liners.

[2whiskeyP]

My current favorite at the moment is the movie Pirates. ;)




Can you burn me a copy of that. They were talking it up at ARF a while back and it sounded interesting.

[Headstrong]

Quote:
Originally Posted by MrGoodwreck
My current favorite at the moment is the movie Pirates.

Can you burn me a copy of that. They were talking it up at ARF a while back and it sounded interesting.

Maybe mail one to Ohio?

[2whiskeyP]

{waits patiently for my copy of pirates....}

[Headstrong]

{waits patiently for my copy of pirates....}

I guess if you haven't got it, it doesn't look good for me either:(

[2whiskeyP]

I guess if you haven't got it, it doesn't look good for me either:(


We'll get it eventually.

[Headstrong]

We'll get it eventually.

Hoping, waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting. COME ON I CAN"T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!

[2whiskeyP]

Hoping, waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting. COME ON I CAN"T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!


LOL. I'll call him tonight. It's snowing good now though so it may be awhile.

[Headstrong]

LOL. I'll call him tonight. It's snowing good now though so it may be awhile.

DAMMIT!!!

[2whiskeyP]

DAMMIT!!!


never got ahold of him. I hear they got alot of snow where he lives. I did see another ARFcomer on the freeway last night on the way home. It took almost 3 hours to complete my 47 mile commute.

[Headstrong]

never got ahold of him. I hear they got alot of snow where he lives. I did see another ARFcomer on the freeway last night on the way home. It took almost 3 hours to complete my 47 mile commute.

At least it's not Colorado

[2whiskeyP]

At least it's not Colorado

He got 11 inches. {don't get excited, I'm talking about his snow}

[Headstrong]

He got 11 inches. {don't get excited, I'm talking about his snow}

Your the one with the info:eek:

[2whiskeyP]

Your the one with the info:eek:

But you got that little bit-o-slobber on the corner of your mouth when I said that.

[Headstrong]

But you got that little bit-o-slobber on the corner of your mouth when I said that.

Ok so we both love the fireman:rolleyes:

[2whiskeyP]

Ok so we both love the fireman:rolleyes:


lol. he is OK

[MrGoodwreck]

Ok so we both love the fireman:rolleyes:

You two homo's crack me up...


I will burn off a couple copy's this week.:D

[Headstrong]

You two homo's crack me up...


I will burn off a couple copy's this week.:D

SWEET!!!!

[2whiskeyP]

You two homo's crack me up...


I will burn off a couple copy's this week.:D


Excellent Smithers. I can meet you in monroe one night for my copy. Your fav, the Buzz! lol

[MrGoodwreck]

Excellent Smithers. I can meet you in monroe one night for my copy. Your fav, the Buzz! lol

Honestly there is something weird about the copy write protection, it wont burn onto a disk...

[Headstrong]

Honestly there is something weird about the copy write protection, it wont burn onto a disk...

Yeah ok, you forgot it's ok

[MrGoodwreck]

Yeah ok, you forgot it's ok

http://www.headinjurytheater.com/porn%20ron%20jeremy%20back%20hair.jpg

[Sharpshooter]

It has ever really done anything for me. I used to read Playboy but none of the hard stuff.

Just wondering, who all has the stack-o-mags under the bed or X rated DVDs hidden in Disney CD cases? Does your SO allow it?

[Headstrong]

http://www.headinjurytheater.com/porn%20ron%20jeremy%20back%20hair.jpg

MY EYES, MY EYES!!!!

[MrGoodwreck]

MY EYES, MY EYES!!!!

Bleach, go wash them out with bleach.:p

[Headstrong]

Bleach, go wash them out with bleach.:p

I jabbed them out with a soldering iron and then flushed them with hydrochloric acid. I'm fine now, thanks

[MrGoodwreck]

I jabbed them out with a soldering iron and then flushed them with hydrochloric acid. I'm fine now, thanks

So you were smart enough to pass the Firefighters test...

You just chose to be retraded...Ummm I mean a Po-Po.:D

[Headstrong]

So you were smart enough to pass the Firefighters test...

You just chose to be retraded...Ummm I mean a Po-Po.:D

I thought the pole dancing was gay:p

[MrGoodwreck]

I thought the pole dancing was gay:p

:D

OK, I will give you that one.

[2whiskeyP]

:D

OK, I will give you that one.

You are going to give him a ghey pole dance??

[Headstrong]

You are going to give him a ghey pole dance??

He's been playing with hoses to long

[MrGoodwreck]

He's been playing with hoses to long

Only thing he gets to play with anymore...:p